Papa Dr00by’s Li$t of 10 Elite Game$ for PRO GAMERS ONLY
(NO FAKE GAMERS!!!)
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Yo. These games are inexpensive to play and will expand your mind.
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Another Metroid II Remake
Cost: Free
Your Mission: Eradicate every Metroid on their homeworld of SR-388, a genocide mission.
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E.V.O.: The Theory of Evolution
Cost: Look, I can’t even find a place to legally buy this game. If you can somehow secure a copy along with a Japanese NEC PC-9801, then knock yourself out.
Spend 4.6 Billion years playing the great game without rules - begin as a primitive fish and fight your way to evolve from the cradle of life in the ocean depths to our own distant future, while dodging evolutionary dead-ends, meteors, bigger fish, satan, etc.
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I Wanna Be The Guy
Cost: Free
You are the kid. You wanna be the guy. To be the guy, you have to kill the guy. Before there was Dark Souls, there was this.
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LSD Dream Emulator
Cost: $650 - $2,000, Sorry gamers. Looks like only Trap Kings and Billionaires be playin’ this one.
Explore the world of your dreams, which becomes increasingly bizarre as the nights drag on.
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Mega Man Sprite Game
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Nethack
Cost: Free
Retrieve the Amulet of Yendor from the Dungeons of Doom, and ascend to the heavens to offer the amulet to your God. You are War.
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Pokemon Clover
Cost: Free, but you’ll have to patch a legally backed-up rom of Pokemon Fire Red, which you own right?
The finest pokemon fangame ever created, lovingly crafted by a team of over 40 people over a period of 7 years. Too bad they’re all from 4chan.
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Terranigma
Cost: $25 - $700, never released in North America. What ever will we do???
After dooming your own village, revive all life in the world, and guide the development of the human race.
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Tower of Heaven
Cost: Free
Ascend the Tower of Heaven as you adhere to increasingly demanding mandates from the Tower’s Cruel God.